2011年10月31日星期一

A witch jokeWhat do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas

A witch jokeWhat do you get if you cross a witches cat with Father Christmas?Santa Claws!A witch jokeWhat do you call it when a witches cat falls off a broomstick?A catastrophe!A witch jokeWhy are black cats such good singers?They're very mewsical!A wizard jokeWho did the wizard marry?His ghoul-friend!A wizard jokeWhy did the wizard where red, white and blue braces?To keep his trousers up!A witch jokeWhy is a witches face like a million dollars?It's all green and wrinkly!A witch jokeHow do you make a witch itch?Take away the "w"!

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